hey guys, let me tell you a little bit about my health so you can get to no me a little better. i have acid reflux disease. it sucks really bad and i hate it. basically what that means is that my stomach over produces acid in which causes it to hurt and for me to puke a lot without warning. because of this stupid disease i was put on some bullshit medicine a few weeks ago to help it. TURNS OUT! it just made it a hell a lot worse. but this brings me to the doctors trip i had to take to complain about the problem. here is how it went.
doctor: how do you feel today?
me: terrible
doctor: ive noticed that you lost some weight(said in some weird ass tone that i didnt quite get)
me: well ive been sick for a while
doctor: are you trying to lose weight? are you? well... are you?
me: (probably sounding a little terrified that id be found out by this psycho doctor) ummmm no. im fine with my weight. im a size freaking 1. were would i go from here?
anyways... i hope you can see the little problem that i encountered at that stupid doctors visit. that scared me. i was terrified. i wanted to run away. see, i was kind of lying. my stomach is hurting from the meds but also because i havent been eating to well. but i couldnt say that.
well, besides putting me on different meds the doctor put me on a diet called the BRAT diet. Bananas, Bread,Rice, Applesauce, and Tea. i cant have dairy. or fruit. NO FRUIT! im a vegetarian. and bread has a lot more calories than i want to eat. but i cant not eat because of my stomach. so this means that i probably wont stay in my wonderful size 0 anymore. well, at least my problem of maintaining or to keep loosing goes away. and my anna buddy will still have me to diet with. well, wish me luck as i embark on this high fiber, high wheat diet that will be the death of my new wonderful body.
with love jaime-lynn
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